Saturday, 16 February 2013

I don't think duct tape has legal value.

I want to write a wholesome post about the Hamlet Cafe, but the Aqua Sauna keeps dragging me back. Recap for new readers: The Aqua Sauna is a brothel near the Emirates. It's in trouble for being, well, a brothel, but on the arrest-Al-Capone-for-tax-evasion principle it's likely to be closed for not having a sauna licence.

Okay. Suppose you owned the Aqua Sauna. Would you turn to duct tape to fix things? Because, well, look:

Aqua Sauna, February 2013
Aqua Sauna, February 2013
Cunning, isn't it? 


  1. You know Crouch End has a brothel? And Crouch End is a much, much worse place morally, intellectually and .. well, I was going to say aesthetically but I can't make a case but Crouch End sucks!

    Great blog though. As always.

    1. Thank you. I didn't know about the Crouch End brothel - where is it?

      Glad to find a fellow Crouch End doubter - it's pretty, but it is also very very smug and annoying.

  2. lol crouch end is kinda snooty, i mean srsly "crouch end mums"?

  3. The Massage Parlour is on Crouch End Hill. Next to a Chinese Restaurant.Been there for years,